This New Product Promises That You’ll Never Get Poop on Your Hands Ever Again
I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that every person who has ever changed a poopy nappy has gotten some crap on their hands at some point. It’s basically a given — lots of poop is a certainty of parenthood, and it’s going to get everywhere.
But one innovative company has come up with a gamechanger. Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding for SHITTENS, “cause poop is gross. Just ask Mr Doody.”
If that’s not hilarious enough, check out the catchy advert!
“Try the new wet wipe shaped like a mitten;
Don’t get caught brown-handed, just put on a shitten!”
I think it’s the repetitive jingle that got me sold on the idea of wearing a shitten while nappy changing. Seriously looking into this.
Unfortunately, though, they are out of stock on Amazon so I may have to wait a little longer for this revolutionary turd-related miracle product.
From their website:
If there’s one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: No one wants poop on their hands.
And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old-fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.
How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a “number one and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough!
With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.
The genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.
Please note: Item not available for shipping outside of the Continental US.